Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.

1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"

by anonymous July 16, 2024

roote

A Roote is the answer to all life’s questions. They can be very stubborn but very passive. Usually love to get high and be a complete waste In life.

“Wow he is such a Roote”

by Lexxishere April 30, 2020

The Root of all Evil

25.806975801...

"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."

by CasuallyDefines December 2, 2020

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

rainbow root

the type of "root" often dug up by backhoes. in truth, these are often neglected, low-grade communication cables, as opposed to the awesome, expensive fibre optics laid down today. backhoe operators will often have a "see no evil" attitude when digging these up

"ay man, john just dug up a bunch of rainbow root and i saw him do it."

"okay, if mike (the boss) sees it just tell him it was from a rainbow tree so we don't get in trouble."

"i gotchu man"

by creditcardz December 25, 2023

root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"

Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!

by The Enraged One October 21, 2014