Mister Rogers

A lot of people don't know why Mister Rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. His mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on TV. The reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his Marine Corps tattoos. He was a Marine sniper par excellence during the Korean War, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. This is all true, it's public record, so if you don't believe me, look it up.

It's a good thing Mister Rogers is so nice - otherwise, he'd pick your sorry ass off at over 1000 meters...By the way, Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo) was also a Marine hero, in WWII on Guadacanal.

by BigBrownBear January 6, 2010

Buck Rogers

To be high on drugs.

I was out of my head last night, man. I was Buck Rogers, believe.

by Lorne Greene June 12, 2003

Roger Yang

a old fart, the kind that sits stagnant for a long time

My name is Roger Yang, and I loooove Jonathan!

by trickyjacky January 15, 2004

Roger Rabbit

Stuff a carrot in your girls mouth, then grab her by the ears and bang her in the ass.

U ever Roger Rabbited ur girl?

by Donnie Gleason January 13, 2011

rogerthat

phrase used by gay people as an identifier or acknowledgment of one's sexual preference.

are you? roger that.

do you? roger that

by roger September 26, 2002

roner

A "Raging Boner;" that is to say, a boner with an unusually large amount of rage (more than the usual amount). Roner onset may be caused by the presence of a hot girl or watching an awesome car crah.

Kurt Cobain must have pulled the trigger with his roner.

by fauxsheezy September 16, 2007

jolly roger

while in the act of anal sex in the moments prior to blowing his load the man punches the girl in the small of her back causing her anus to contract and thus providing and even tighter oraface for the man

That slut had a loose asshole so I gave her a jolly roger.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004