A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.
by Jizten April 23, 2009
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Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."
2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."
"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
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a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname "dick" enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.
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Get the Rachacated mug.Homie: You see that girl over there?
You: Yeah. Why?
Homie: Heard she was rechatted.
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You: Yeah. Why?
Homie: Heard she was rechatted.
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