colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

by Gabshoo January 20, 2013

Elegant Ratchetness

The appearance of togetherness, style, grace and organization, accompanied by controlled chaos with a nonchalant attitude. But this attitude can be triggered with the slightest disrespect or
incompetence!

Origin from the Louisiana term Ratchet

The word ratchet first appeared in 1999, with the song "Do the Ratchet" by Anthony Mandigo from Shreveport, Louisiana.

“I’m on my shit, but I ain’t shit” - Elegant Ratchetness

“They better not ask me to do nothing extra today at work”

by MrDanny E.R January 9, 2019

Buff the ratchet

Slang terminology for telling someone to suck your dick.

Construction foreman: " I need you to clean all the tools"
Me: "You can buff the ratchet"

by Ace boogies February 5, 2019

matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases

EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS

by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 23, 2010

Ritchy Rich

1 that was 1 might notta knowed dat he was

1luv

by YoungCali_autdisbiacci October 7, 2003

Ratchet

To be a dirty ho or a place that is very ghetto.

Madalyn is very ratchet!

by sonner09 August 19, 2014

Ratchet

:Usually female who succumbs to habits. Never breaks chain or does anything out of the ordinary. Will go to the same nightclubs, restaurants and hang outs every weekend.

:Has a tendancy to quote B Grade rappers lyrics on social media websites and uses terms such as "yolo" Swag" Illin" "errrrrryday" and "fucktheh8ers".
:Tends to wear denim jackets and ripped stockings and will change suit to conincide with any event such as rap or rock and roll.
:Tries to sleep with anyone remotely famous to boost there status but fail miserably.
:Usually overweight.

i saw that same bitch here just like week trying to jump the backup dancer from Guns and Roses, man that gal is a such a Ratchet.

by seattlediz December 21, 2012