cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

pitch a curveball

Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.

Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.

by johnnybass January 16, 2009

pitchatentatious

Pitchatentatious - Something worthy of "Pitching a tent"

"Dude, that girls ass is pitchatentatious !"

by ilovepirates March 17, 2009

Peutch

Noun. The entrance to a Woman's Vagina.

"I stuck my penis in her Peutch."

by Bigheadhaz March 24, 2009

Pitch a Windshield

Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.

Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."

by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010

Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010