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Protect This House

What you call people who always wear spandex clothing such as Nike Dri-Fit, Under Armor, etc.
Swoll guy wearing an Under Armor cut off comes in the room
Person 1: "Ahhh, I see Protect This House is here."
by Sizzeven! July 30, 2006
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Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009
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protein stains

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting
by mr happy January 5, 2004
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Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.
- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012
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Project Santa

When a fat guy in a red boiler suit drops down your chimney and rapes you.
"Dude I'm scared. Some random fat guy on the street told me he was going to target my house for a Project Santa."
by otipacl qeury55 December 21, 2008
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home project higgins

The home project higgins is a dangerous predator. This occurs when a man dreams up home projects in order to lure young men up to his attic. It is still unknown what happens to the young men in the attic, but what is know is that when they are released their wrist's are so limp they can barely hold their own manhood to urinate.
"Dude no way I'm coming over. Your such a home project higgins. I know there ain't no drywalling going on in your attic. You fucking predator."
by higgins March 24, 2005
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project mayhem

In Fight Club, an operation headed by Tyler Durden that evolved from Fight Club. It's purpose, which is mentioned in the movie and made very clear in the book, is the complete destruction of civilation.
"We're going to break up civilation so we can make something better with the world" --- space monkey
by freedom man December 26, 2004
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