Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

portaplexia

The memory loss that occurs when passing through a doorway into a different space.

Why the fuck fuck did I just come into the kitchen? Damn portaplexia...

by Anonoymous Mutherfucker May 7, 2018

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

Portakippiekyusblast

Good times, Good Friend,Good Dog, Great memories,

If you see this word you will know what it means, portakippiekyusblast....

by Jrodwilkie10 June 11, 2018

Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018

portal knights

An awesome graphics and mechanics game,it's like minecraft but WAY better ,it's just a really beatiful game

Person 1:Have you played Portal Knights man(question mark)
Person 2:Oh yeah that awesome game like Minecraft but way better!

by Joseph Mannuel September 20, 2018

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018