superman pose

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

by ak.trout October 28, 2007

Poser bands

good charlotte, fall out boy, relient k, simple plan, sum 41.

gina-omg i like totally love fall out boy and all those other poser bands!

by katelynissmart April 23, 2006

pokeable

Simply that which is considered worthy of being poked.

Sure, that Hilton is dumb as a post, but she's still pokeable.

by Demarates August 21, 2006

poser

a "poser" is a person who sees a popular culture and suckles onto it like a leech, hoping to become "cool"

Ash "oreyt lads, u heard i bet you look good on the dancefloor? reyt tune that!"
Jim "yea! the Arctic Monkeys are OK"
Ash "The arctic who?"
All "OH DEAR! WHAT A FUCKING POSER!"

by GREEN DAY DID NOT INVENT PUNK YOU STUPID BASTARD! October 5, 2006

iPhone Poser

When someone can't afford a real iPhone so they buy a iPod Touch and use it in public places like it is a iPhone.

My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser

by Luke1975 September 26, 2009

poser

Someone who poses. In other words, they stand in a certain stance in preparation for a picture, etc.

Hugh Heffner just recently picked my grandmother to be a poser for the December issue of Playboy magazine.

by The Insane White/Hawaiian Girl September 21, 2005

poser

Anyone who belongs to a group or places themselves in a particular sub-genre or sub-culture.
a punker
a metalhead
a grunge fanboy
a nu metaller
a goth
an emo
death metal
black metal
anyone who basis their religion on D&D
anyone who's "Indie"
etc.
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And then tries to say that other people aren't doing it right.It's basically the "we're cool and you're not crowd" of immature asswipes who are stuck in junior high and high school "cliques" and can't grow up.Most people who use the word poser are infact posers.

Anyone who can't be their own man or their own woman and has to follow a group or be a joiner or a follower or a gangster or whatever else,in order to feel like they belong.Anyone who's so insecure and so needy that they have to belong to some clique or group or subculture or cult in order feel like they have some "identity" or sense of belonging.Just be yourselves.Just be a man and stand on your own two feet.
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Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.
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^^^^OH NO I DON'T FIT IN!!!!!! lmmfao..

by who gives a fuck? October 9, 2005