toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

by bob the brony March 15, 2020

paper ass

acting as though you are a complete idiot

You're acting like someone with a paper ass.

by candy m March 8, 2008

Paperboy

A paperboy is that person, (male or female) who goes around talking about what they heard. A gossiper, but are usually giving information to a specific person.

Boy 1: You did hear about what Jenn did in the morning right?

Girl 1: You Girl 2's paperboy now?

by Sleigh Bells October 30, 2014

paper chaser

A person who is attracted to money and will do anything to attain the dough.

Do you see that paper chaser? He was trying to catch that rich fucker down the street.

by DaBigDough April 15, 2006

popera

A merging of the musical terms and styles of "pop", or popular music, and opera. A genre that has been created for Josh Groban; A classical-crossover sound.

The popera star came in to rabid screams from Pavarotti fans.

by Kourtnee March 13, 2004

Toliet paper

The softest, most useful material on earth. A beutifal soft piece of paper used to clean anything wet or dirty. Usually coming in a roll, and used mainly in the bathroom.

"I used the whole role of toliet paper after that dump"

"Bro, here's some toliet paper to wipe that off"

by A dead man January 15, 2018

paper or plastic?

Cash or credit card?

Grocery cashier: Your total comes to $13.37. Paper or plastic?

by Seahen July 12, 2009