pooflefloss

The little bit of toilet paper that sticks in the cleft of the buttocks, to be discovered later in the shower.

I hate it when I get pooflefloss in my duck butter.

by Pontos November 29, 2014

Poofs

A awesome duck who likes to party all day, and LOVES to drink Pepsi.

Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us

Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*

by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015

poofliefloof

Poofliefloof is another way to say "I love you"

Poofliefloof, Lyndsay

by 3247 March 30, 2016

Poofed

To be really tored or exhausted

He is really poofed

by Ech58 August 20, 2016

Poof

The defintion of poof means anything you can refer it in any sentence to anybody and if they dont know what it means then you can say it more and more again and you can use it in reference into a curse word

Poof i dont know what that sentence means.
Dad: Go clean your room right now or you're not going to school
Daughter: POOF. Whatever

by Saucesaige July 31, 2016

Poofie

Any selfie taken whilst mounted upon the porcelain throne.

Adam's poofie game is so strong, I can almost smell it.

by DiamondDan June 27, 2016

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016