potato

a bulbous plant, sometime resembles a very hard shit. can take over your basement.

I found a potato in my toilet

by weguy5637 February 26, 2026

Potato

An over weight women of bad character who is a terrible parent and avoids all adult responsibilities with narcissistic tendencies and the self proclaimed authority to rule over all. Also known as a Brittany or ao9

Man that lady is a potato

by LDDD3 December 14, 2025

Potato!

An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.

Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"

by EdCasey143 October 21, 2012

Potàto

Another word for 'Yes'

Hey do you want to go to the movies?

Potàto!

by Zhu Quaz July 27, 2016

POTATO.

A word that messes up everyones thoughts because it does'nt make any sense at all and simbolizes your frigging RETARDED.

-"Hey John, how was your day?"

-"Potato,"

-"What?"

-"Potato."

by PAENUSPAENUSPAENUS August 1, 2012

[Potato]

A short, round-ish person who is or acts adorable. (Also applies to babies)

"Aww Jessica is such a potato"

by WTFEWV854U5*SM7 0 December 10, 2016

Potato D

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

by Potato Z August 26, 2021