pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

i love pinterest

something will said we have no clue what it means

i love pinterest
um ok will

by momollo December 8, 2020

I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest

I'm the hottest person alive😘

"Do you know , I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest"
"Well your the hottest person alive"

by I'm the hottest person alive September 20, 2021

Zera manera flera pandera

This girl can't be described with words. She's just incredible. She'd doubt herself way to much, even though everybody loves her and what she does. She's a wild party mouse and fiestas without her really don't make any sense. I know that all the boys that see her like her, they're just too shy to speak to her because she's just way too gorgeous for any of them. I mean, tell me one thing Zera can't do. She's so incredible talented in sports, art, her music taste is unreal, she skates but is so incredibly cool there's no need for anybody to know that, which is the reason she never told her friends. But what I most love about her, is the way she makes people feel. No matter in which situation in your live you are, Zera listens, gives you the advice you need, tells you what you wanted to hear and needed to hear or just says nothing, when there's nothing to say. She'd never interrupt you, and if she does she'd apologise a thousand times. She makes you feel valued and loved and gives me personally the biggest confidence. Walking around with her is always super fun and super cool. No matter if you've mutaches drawn on your face and you're walking through Munich or cariing your bike through your whole town.

She's adventurous, crazy, funny and freakin' beautiful inside and outside.

~lora♡

- Dude, I can't breath!
- OMG, what happend?
- Do you see the girl on the other side of the street?

*turns around *
Both died.

Cause of death: Zera manera flera pandera too away their breath .

by laulaulautschi February 19, 2022

dingers and pingers

A saying used by absolute leng lads and sexy individuals.

If you use his saying then you are automatically getting mad bitched

“Oh that’s absolutely dingers and pingers”

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over

Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.

by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023

Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking

the best song from JATS trust me

Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm

by wbc fan February 18, 2024