Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

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pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

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Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room

“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown

by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024

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pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.

"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"

by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024

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