pencil

something u fucking write with idiot why did u search this..

i accidenly broke my pencil by biting it too hard

by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 6, 2021

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."

by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

Docky Pencils

Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.

Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF

by Schquagadangleschnit June 14, 2016

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024

Pencil case

A vessel for holding your pens and pencils

Hi Mary, have you seen my pencil case?

by Refillpad May 12, 2020