pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021

pee pee sucker

Slang for someone who likes sucking penis

Audrey can’t wait to see her boyfriend Tom tonight , he loves the fact she is a pee pee sucker

by JohnnyWonder August 11, 2021

pee hole

one round hooe, at the base of the sycamore tree. Enetr if 7you dare, and leave yopur pee. Sneak if you8 can, and try to n hide, because tghe keeper of the pee hole is not kind. Th etickles will grab you with ferocity, and eventually you will become the tree. You dont want that do yiy? being the pee hole tree? would you enjoy thta? treat others how you8 want to0 be treated.

-Queen Elizabeth II, 2022

"dannm shawty i love gouing to the pee hole, we can gggle alll;l;lllll day mommy., let me suckle at your teet. Please i crave the milk of your teet, please im dying lert me suck on that oomfious titty."

by Farth!!! May 31, 2022

pee pee rager page

When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time, one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee pee. The note itself is the pee pee rager page.

-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...

-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to pee so bad.

-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you're a gay. Here, tape this pee pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.

-Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?

by Barnaby J October 11, 2008

Pee Wagon

When a person (primarily female) who at one time was attractive and desirable becomes fat, nasty, and/or skanky.

"Damn, did you see Emily? She got hit by the pee wagon!"

by ekoostik_lucy July 16, 2006

pee myself

when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it's a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.

liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?

sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!

by LIFEisBEAUTIFUL May 14, 2009

pee sex

When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!

" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "

" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "

by Myguywhatareyoudoing July 27, 2019