Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

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Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

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English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"

by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

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Muscle Dummy

Someone who has big muscles but is stupid.

Similar to himbo but does not have to be attractive.

She's a good-looking chick, rich and smart. Look at you. You're fucked-looking, just a muscle dummy.

by robertcop January 5, 2024

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skinny muscle

Skinny Muscle is a person who defines themselves as extremely introverted and extraordinary even if others just see them as a total Chad. They have an ego bigger than your aunt flo’s ass and often compare themselves to others on a regular basis to justify their Need and existence in the world.

Dude, Cameron is SUCH a skinny muscle when it comes to himself

by Dumpstercumshot June 15, 2019

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broke a muscle

A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.

A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.

-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row”
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.

by Streatspear April 5, 2025

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