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man on the boat

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.
by cookbook May 12, 2014
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Beauty Boat

The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.
Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!
by peee ceee teee vee December 24, 2007
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macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.
"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."
by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017
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Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.
Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.
by T-Hype August 10, 2005
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Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.
After taco bell last night I had a gravy boat the size of a jimmy dean's sausage.
by Tom Selleck February 1, 2017
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Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.
Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!
by Buttermir February 13, 2020
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pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
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