inteslanal obstruction

n. Blockage of the road system caused by presence of too many electric cars.

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Dude! We are never gonna get to the Monster Truck Jam!

I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate.

I kind of get a charge out of those guys.

Really? You really said that.

by hardyharhar1 March 14, 2013

Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle March 27, 2016

Over-Obsessive Fangirl

Someone who is so closely involved with certain fandoms (whether it be a book series, a tv show, a celebrity, etc etc) that it completely destroys their mental health and social life. Someone who can't go 10 minutes without thinking about their obsession and crying silently to themselves. These types of people have had their lives taken over, so don't act surprised when you find their secret shrine at the back of their closet.

"Hey, is Emma coming to the party tonight?"

"Nope, she's gonna be in her room for the rest of the night watching Twilight reruns."
"Oh yeah, I forgot she was an Over-Obsessive Fangirl."

by Mh188 August 11, 2018

Judgemental obsession

When people judge you for a thing or person you obsess over.

(Judging can either be positive or negative)

That girl is completely a judgemental obsession.

by Shwim January 27, 2019

Crying Obsidian

Crying Obsidian is a fictional block in the game Minecraft by Mojang Studios. It has a texture similar to that of normal Obsidian, but with purple tones and it gives off small purple particles, similar to those given off by Mycelium (grey), Podzol, (brown), and all living Coral blocks (blue). it can be found in portal ruins and bastion remnants, and can be crafted into a Respawn Anchor, the recipe for it is: 6 Crying Obsidian and 3 Glowstone. It can be charged with Glowstone and can be used, when charged, to set the player's spawn in the Nether Dimension. Crying Obsidian gives off a light level of 10, and is impervious to explosions.

"I found some Crying Obsidian in that portal ruin over there!"

by anonymous September 22, 2020

j'obsessed

A term founded by best friend duo Lizzie Kidd and Niamh Galea in their summer of love 2017. It can be defined as being so unapologetically into a person, place, object, situation etc that you are consumed by the obsession. Similar to j'adore, j'obsessed can be used to express the same sentiment to a more intense degree.

Omg that outfit you just sewed from scratch... J'OBSESSED!
Where have you been my whole life?? J'obsessed with you!!
Wowww j'obsessed with Dougal McTavish TBH

by ~baby angel~ October 8, 2020

Mosey obsessed

emily

emily: mosey obsessed girl

by joebidenswife July 11, 2021