jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

Ginger Nutting

The act of head butting ginger kids.

For example "I went out ginger nutting today, I had a great time."

by MC Jew Nose May 10, 2018

extreme nuttery

The act of nutting onto a peanut than force feeding it to a complete nutter.

Nuttery dude: Hehehehe
Concerned citizen: What's going on
Nuttery dude: I just completed extreme nuttery at the mental asylum

Concerned citizen: Oh

by LONG SCHLONG! August 15, 2018

Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 8, 2019

Elise Nutter

She’s low key a slut. She fucking crazy. She cute asf. Hates poor and black ppl. She’s not fucking nice. She’s rlly rich. Ppl think spoiled but she rllly not. She threatening to bite fucking everyone. She doesn’t fucking like Brady. But she loves Alina. She’s rants too much. She’s fat. Some yell she isn’t tho. Ppl always hate on her. She’s annoying sometimes. She’s self obsessed. She’s low key a dopey. She had BLUE eyes not fucking green. She has dirty blonde hair not red. She always hot Cheeto dust. She’s wasted so much fucking jeans that wholes in them. She wasted on cookies. Basically she wasted money on a lot of shit.

“Elise nutter is a bitch”

“Ya ik she wouldn’t give me money”

by thatonefreakingbitch February 26, 2019

Fluffer Nutter

A dude so gay that he can only nut by fluffing another dude

My husband is such a fluffer nutter

by Leanie Meanie May 26, 2019