Note

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.

2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.

"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."

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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"

"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."

by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

whiz note

a mental note one makes while whizzing. not necessarily about whiz, but anything.

Matt: Joe, what were you about to say?
Joe: Oh shit, I forgot to make a whiz note.

by hmickeyd November 5, 2011

sticky noting

The act of a male ejaculating onto the face of his opponent submitting to him, then placing a sticky note to their head using the ejaculate as a supplement to the existing adhesive. The note typically reads some form of derogatory slur used to inflict maximum psychological damage and humiliation after the act of conquest is complete.

We'll see how chill they are after sticky noting "eat shit" to their cum drenched foreheads.

by FarbenLehre April 15, 2017

Acoustic Notes

The act of writing notes for a class by hand, often on notebook paper.

I see you're taking acoustic notes there...nice.

by heitsac November 6, 2008

on a solid note

When you're saying something and you want emphasize your statement.

On a solid note, she was the funniest chick I've ever met. I have literally never met anyone funnier.

by Leotajane January 10, 2018

Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well

I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.

by S8tansanus May 22, 2024