Hot Slut

The absolute best and worst type of girl. She will be extremely attractive, cock loving, irresistible and easy to get in bed with.

These girls are sexy and fun, but not meant for dating. Once dating a hot slut, you will be subject to cheating, lying and heart break as she continues to love the cocks of other men.

Hot sluts are for fucking, not loving.
Jon met Ashley at a pool party. Jon was distracted by her hot body and fantastic blow job. Jon committed suicide several months later as Ashley blew 5 of his friends. Ashley was a hot slut.
by brinchy December 13, 2014
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Hot and spicy

The act of shoving an open bottle of tobasco sauce in an ass and then riding a horse.
"We were at the ranch so I gave my girl the ol' hot and spicy last night."
by Ahahahahaoooowwwww September 03, 2014
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hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.
I gave michelle a hot dicking.
by Arielesbian July 30, 2006
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hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 22, 2010
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hot topic

It's a store, people. They sell clothes like everyone else. Just as many posers go there as American Eagle or Abercrombie.
I shop at American Eagle. It's not because I don't want to be a "poser"; it's because I like their clothes. And people who shop at Hot Topic like their clothes. Get over it.
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Hot Costner

i) Brilliant, stunning
ii) Sexy, Very Attractive
iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.
i) "That Fiat you bought off Hank was Hot Costner"
ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner"
iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D."
by Dan Josuttno February 04, 2005
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Hot Colin

The act of being teabagged at Communion by an alter boy or a saucy priest. After drinking Christ's blood (wine..possibly semen) you close your eyes and wait for that tasty wafer (body of Christ) and instead you received two hairy plums, or a pair of hairless yogurt sacs, on your tongue or chin.
Chrishem was kneeling at the altar during Communion... hands out, eyes closed and mouth open, at St. Martins-In-The-Fields when he felt a warm hairy mass plop onto his face. After opening his eyes and realizing Father Brown dick had struck again, Scat Hattey peeked over the organ and whispered, "Look's like another Hot Colin!"

At this point the entire congregation bursts into laughter and commence a mass orgy and ass fisting.
by Mr.PissOnIt November 19, 2009
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