Whore semen

Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.

See also Penis Mightier

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.

Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)

(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)

Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…

(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”

Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)

Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?

Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)

by Richard Pickman March 15, 2004

Rub Whore

A woman that frequently asks any male within range for a neck or back rub. The unsuspecting male thinks it's a precusor to an intimate encounter, when in fact they're just looking for a free massage. Lot's of dweebs think that they're going to get laid when a girl asks them for a rub when in actuality, their hands go numb and they can't even relieve themselves.

Watch out dude, Donna's hot, but she's a total rub whore.

by cocknabox November 17, 2010

attention-whore

A person who's willing to do something extremely drastic just for all eyes to be on them.

"Did you see how stacy cut all her hair off?"
"What an attention-whore."

by Teh Shit February 5, 2008

sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"

Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

gear whore

While a gear whore can be described as someone who has the best, most expensive, coolest gear, and a damn lot of it; it is more commonly used to describe an individual who simply MUST have a shitload of gear, useful or not.

Light & tight is how it should be done, guys.

The ALICE fighting load is good enough for most short-term outings. If you want something to last you upwards of 2-3 days, go for an existence load.

SSgt (name) is such a gear whore. Does he really need 85 pounds of shit for a 12 hour SAR mission?

The next cadet I see with ranger beads, if he can't start rattling off his count within 10 seconds, I'm gonna kick his ass.

by wilhelmwonka January 4, 2008

handjob whore

A whore that, instead of sleeping around, likes to give a handjob to every guy she lays her eyes upon.

Stephanie is such a handjob whore. She gave a handjob to 10 guys at that party last night.

by Verbal Artist May 18, 2009

chocolate whore

a woman or man who eats or enjoys chocolate all the time.

person 1- mom why are you eating chocolate again?
person 2- oops!
person 1- your such a chocolate whore.

by fuckk. October 10, 2009