Puppet Mouth

A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.

'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'

by jez1974 December 31, 2009

sailor mouth

When a dolphin makes a sound right as you swear.

Remember Dirty isabella? she shaked her booty and then got Sailor Mouthed. And then again.

by Green Hell Zone April 18, 2020

dead mouth

n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.

1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.

2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".

3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!

by Kate B. & Andrew B. June 25, 2005

cock mouth

were the mouth looks good enough to fit a nice size dick in it

My girl has a cock mouth

by Chico December 8, 2004

wide mouth

an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches

dude, i tried to wide mouth a coke can, my teeth are no completely fucked!!!!

by MamboPie February 23, 2011

Sack Mouth

When you suffocate someone using your nutsack. (Picture the way a small child looks when they put a plastic bag over their head and breath in.)

If that bitch/ screaming child doesn't shut up, I'm gonna give her/it sack mouth.

by Snake Mittens January 30, 2010

Dumpster Mouth

The shitty taste in your mouth you wake up with that gets left after a very long night of drinking, a combination of beer and food rotting in your mouth while you sleep.

Billy: "dude, this morning Cindy was trying to kiss me, i wasn't having it, that bitch had Dumpster Mouth"

Justin: "dude, i feel you"

by ACmilan22 September 11, 2010