Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

House of Mouse

The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.

Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?

No, just you. *bang*

"Hot diggity dog!"

by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021

Mr. Mouse

A cute word for penis. Cause he is always trying to get in hole in something.

Girl 1" So how did last night go? "
Girl 2 " Mr. Mouse was in the house."

by Grigg&Kerry February 12, 2014

the mickey mouse

When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.

by Moi Cock March 8, 2017

Mickey Mouse

When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.

"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse

by Jersey Fresh November 4, 2008

moosey

A kind of crazy characteristic that is found primarily in moose-loving people.

She was very moosey because she just saw a moose.

by Moose_chic August 22, 2006