shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

Mount Pleasant High School

A school in Wilmington DE, known as “mount pregnant” because every girl there is a hoe. People think they’re hot shit there, but their sports teams are by far the best. Dont fuck with some people who go there, you dont know what you will get yourself into there.

Do you go to Mount Pleasant High School ?
Yeah, why?
You must be pregnant!!!!!

by guccibop January 31, 2019

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

Mount Everest

Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top

Have you ever seen Mount Everest

Yeah my wife touched tips with it

by Jackparker November 3, 2017

Mount Isa Motel

When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.

I had the best Mount Isa Motel last night after I found a homeless man in my car.

by Scourge of the Seven Seas September 27, 2025

mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025