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Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.
Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"
by G20ification September 5, 2011
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Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023
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Monday fairy

'I'm Monday's man Monday fairy'
by _ay March 6, 2023
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Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow
by Da Bombay March 7, 2023
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Monday

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'
by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023
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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023
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Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.
Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
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