The worst school on the entire face of the planet . Filled with horny little fuckboys and bitchy popular girls. A lot of bullying happens here too . There is also a bunch of ghetto kids . School is rotting and is honestly older than dirt
Laquisha: “hey boo, what school did your great great great grandma go too?”
Bridget:”pickering middle school”
Bridget:”pickering middle school”
by Thiccynikki May 4, 2018

fuckboys,drama, and weird ass dragon girls,is a place I like to call Discovery. Filled with girls who go back to their ex 8x and boys who can’t text back cause they’re playing fortnite. We cannot forget the excitement of unwanted dick pics, Cheaters and D-hoppers. Have a wonderful time here at Discovery Middle school.
by agirlatdiscovery... May 4, 2018

by The burher October 14, 2015

Also applies to the Intermediate School.
The worst middle school in the world. Lying about being excellent and shit while getting a C+ average in Language Arts. The staff is all bullshit and they discriminate the students on their level of understanding, race, and gender. The school claims it is broke and needs more money while the dumbass superintendent spends the school's money on SMART Boards and iPad's that the teachers use to play games.
The worst middle school in the world. Lying about being excellent and shit while getting a C+ average in Language Arts. The staff is all bullshit and they discriminate the students on their level of understanding, race, and gender. The school claims it is broke and needs more money while the dumbass superintendent spends the school's money on SMART Boards and iPad's that the teachers use to play games.
Student 1: "Yo, Tyrese! You just moved to Loveland, don't go to Loveland Middle School, go to Mason.
Student 2: "Yea, nigga."
Student 1: "If you ever wanted to go, watch out for Officer Barnes, he confiscated my weed bro."
Dumbass Student: "I'm telling Officer Barnes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your gonna get your ass kicked!"
Student 2: "Yea, nigga."
Student 1: "If you ever wanted to go, watch out for Officer Barnes, he confiscated my weed bro."
Dumbass Student: "I'm telling Officer Barnes, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your gonna get your ass kicked!"
by DarellSmokesWeed April 23, 2012

the greatest part of a pre-teen's/teenager's life!without it,i would have had no life and playing WoW all day.
so if you're reading this and you don't/didn't like middle school,you're livin in a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvveee.
by willamdiffo April 27, 2009

by Issaquah12 October 26, 2018

the most…middle school out there. it’s the home of the lancers, and despite the fact that lancers are men who ride horses and kill people, our lancer code is to be respectful, be responsible, and be safe.
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
by mitski enthusiast May 8, 2022
