Michigan throbber

When a woman in Michigan bends over to get it doggy style and you jam it in her ass so hard and use the quote "when it's in its in" !
When I fucked this black chick last night I used the Michigan throbber technique!
by Gunemdowngonzalez March 25, 2024
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The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killerThe Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator
by Mynameisyoy January 29, 2016
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Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
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Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)
Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 27, 2022
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Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.
by BigDaddyKosher March 24, 2018
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Michigan Man

A person who is fully committed to the following credo:
Cheat.
Lie.
Play the victim.
Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.
by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023
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