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The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
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michigan vs ohio

michigan vs ohio rivalry is real and it will cause new laws to be made no joke

this word means tax evasion
tax evasion big bite of 87
so basically the bite of 87 was when tax evasions occurred and mike got a bit silly so he went to The Grabber and asked for Help and then finn killed the grbber so the grabber couldn't help mikechael michigan vs ohio
by justatranzgayguylolzers December 19, 2022
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The Michigan Piñata

When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.
Becky got poked in the eye by Jims penis playing The Michigan Piñata!
by Guantanamo Bae May 8, 2023
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Jamestown, Michigan

A Jamestown, MI is a place that is so ordinary, small, and forgettable, that you are sure there must be a honeycomb of missile silos underneath it, because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
by crazeeeman September 19, 2018
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Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.
It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.
by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022
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michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.
Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas
by Mudjacker January 6, 2018
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