swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018

metro lesbo

Chicks who think that dressin in boy clothes or like dykes and cutting thier hair like the bad actresses on "The L Word" is cool. They don't skate,, they just hang out with emo boys who do skate or pretend to skate,, sometimes they don't even look like girls at all,, but they date boys who look like girls and make the boys they are date look like fags!!!

simple plan groupies

by Lisa F Star June 27, 2005

metro

Philip Todd. A starbucks drinking, slick clothes wearing yuppy from "metro" detroit. Can very easily be conceived as being a gay man but is very openly hetero. Likes to flaunt extravagant objects and fancy clothing as to prove to other less fortunate people that they do not belong in his society. Has been known to import coffee from South Central Africa due to the rich flavors and high caffeine levels that the region is known for. Very suspicious individual that is purely out to make himself look better than his peers!

As Phil walked down to the cafeteria with his french press in hand ready to make another pot of his fancy African coffee, his co-workers all snidely remarked "Metro"....."Metro!"

by Fellow Metro March 3, 2004

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums January 2, 2009

Hotel Metro

Crazy-ass low-income residence where people are on welfare,SSI and smoke crack,get drunk,tweak all-night,and by middle of month are starvin' like Marvin.

Where Andre at?
Dat niggah livin' in some hotel metro!

by San Diego Ken October 27, 2003

geo metro

The unbelievably crappy sub-compact car that Ned Flanders from The Simpsons owns. Ned and his family attempt to elude Homer Simpson's attempt at wanting to go mini-putting by escaping in their red geo metro.

As red geo metro speeds out of garage...
Homer (running towards geo metro): "Neddy! Neddy!!!!"
-cue suspenseful action music-
Todd: "He's gaining on us!"
Rodd (distraught & crying): "I'm scared!"
Maude: "C'mon Neddy, move this thing!"
Ned (extremely distraught): "I can't!!! It's a geo!!!!!"

by JackBauer133 December 17, 2009