mega cool bitch

a term used for people who think they are hot shit. someone who thinks what they did is significant, by really no one gives a fuck. The phrase must be said with sarcasm or it loses it's insulting meaning.

Laquetta: oh my god Rolanda I just found a penny on the ground!

Rolanda: well aren't you a mega cool bitch

by the original kellyfornia February 8, 2014

Mega Man Magnum

The biggest condom available, in the whole universe. Originally custom made to accommodate Mega Man's giant man junk.

Just went to the store and bought a bucketload of Mega Man Magnums to impress the sexy ass cashier.

by ih8crackas July 12, 2011

Mega man feet

One solid mass of legs. Otherwise know as Cankles.

Man look at Jones and his Mega Man Feet.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

mega dick slap

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face

dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cool12 August 22, 2009

Mega Gaming faggot

a faggot that loves men and games

You are a stupid mega gaming faggot nigger
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by "not" racist September 7, 2018

Deca o Mega

back in the forrests behind oak wood.
smoke a bowl at 4:20
get sooooo high

u wanna meet up at deca, 4:20 PM

by BM PM December 18, 2004

mega butt muncher

(v) to megaly munch another persons butt.

"owww, i have a scab on my fat anas"
"how'd you get that grandson"
"grandpa were mega butt muncher"

by poopmister December 26, 2007