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Cunty McTittyballs

A notorious 17th century sex-worker, known for her big ol set of titty balls.

Little known fact, that despite all the attention to her tittyballs, those who knew here best spoke quite fondly of what Cunty was able to pull out of her ass. Legend has it that she once stored a Leprechaun on her insides for three glorious nights.
Cunty McTittyballs was real and this is a real source of information that is trustworthy.
by keldard January 30, 2019
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Howe Military Academy

A private co-ed boarding school for Grades 7-12 located in Howe, IN. Founded in 1884.
My son graduated from Howe Military Academy in 2018.
by howemilitary April 3, 2019
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Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
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Jadu: I'm an addict now.
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