Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Manmon

A person who don’t want to commit to either gender but wants to be both when it’s convenient.

Stop being a Manmon, you’re a woman stop trying to run this house but the other night when we heard a noise you wanted me to be the man and go put my life on the line and check it out!

by D worx July 3, 2022

Maymoonah

Maymoonah is a beautiful and kind hearted person ,who is always there for you when you need someone to talk to .It is indescribable how good her body looks ,feels and tastes

'I want to marry her?"
"Marry who?"
"Maymoonah"

by Veronica7 July 12, 2022

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 3, 2022

Mayonna

pretty, hot, tall, blonde.

Mayonna is the dumbest blonde ever. period ah, period uh.

by hottie with a tottie October 4, 2022

mayonnaid

An emulsification of egg white, lemon juice, water, and sugar, meant to be served as a refreshing summer beverage or on a sandwich as a spread.

"It's so hot out, I could really go for a glass of mayonnaid," said Sid.
"Same," replied Dave, "and I'd love some on my salami sandwich, too."

by the gourmand October 16, 2022