Glendale Margarita

A Glendale Margarita is a woman born with steel ingrained into her backbone. She is a force to be reckoned with when she, or her family, are crossed. Her strength and resilience have been built strong from her past experiences. A Glendale Margarita has a pure heart of gold and it shows through her words and actions daily. She won't let simple disasters slow her down!

Them: Who's that little Latina running circles around those nurses?
Me: She is the Glendale Margarita! Pure resilience and badassery!

by wanderwoman_jku August 9, 2024

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Four Margaritas

Anal sex

Song: Give me one margarita, I’ma open my legs…two margaritas, I’ma give you some head…three margaritas, I’ma put it in my puss…four margaritas, I’ma put it in my tush…

by Notsohotsauce October 7, 2023

sarah margarita

a woman of many traits, specifically great at drinking and making margaritas. most sarah margaritas are known to be sexy.

have you met sarah margarita from Tula?

by aiir.o January 26, 2024

Aunt Margaret

A person with a misplaced feeling of entitlement. Referring to Princess Margaret, the sister of the late Queen Elizabeth II.

You know, my mother thinks she’s Aunt Margaret. She’s teasing the hair with a bottle of vodka.

by dýlánður June 18, 2024

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024

steaming margarita

Fill the ass with all the ingredients of a margarita dance the Macarena and serve with sliced lime and a straw

This steaming margarita taste like shit

by Alwswrkn February 23, 2024