Magnus

Magnus is DANGEROUS
most likely a groomer
everything WILL become smelly when he touches it cuz he doesnt shower
run away if you see one

dave: "Look its magnus!"
lily: "OMG lets run! hes gonna groom us"

by woof3456 February 22, 2024

Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.

*plays Magnus Carlsen gambit*

by Sidnut March 4, 2024

magnumous

An adjective that holds more power than a word such as “great” or “grand,” but that is not as meaningful as a word such as “magnificent” or “extraordinary,” for example; almost like a middle ground between the two. It can also refer to something or a number of things that are notably large in number.

The detailed report was absolutely magnumous, and the team’s few weeks of hard work was clear in the amazing final product.

As a result of the unusually magnumous amount of rain going on recently, Susie’s ceiling has been leaking.

“I had a magnumous day today. I’m very happy, partly because I finally got promoted!”

by Two Cats In a Trenchcoat March 30, 2024

Magnum Opus

You gotta see it!

Hym "You gotta hurry up Jordan! You gotta come see my Magnum Opus! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN, Jordan! Remember!? It's getting hard to walk! I'm going to need to build some kind of bridge to get over all the garbage... I've been living like this for months! Oh! You know what? I need a garbage shovel! But not until you come see it! The variety is what's impressive about it... But, yeah, hurry it up! It's here Jordan! The Ultimate Art! You gotta- You gotta hurry up and come see it! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN it's called! It's probably 2 or 3 tikes better than the Mona Lisa! #HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN! Trending now on Twitter. The best are that has ever been made!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Magnum G. I.

The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.

Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'

by Detective Dick Jiggles April 29, 2024

Magnum Eater

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.

Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.

by G4Y4P4Y July 1, 2024

manbulgesque

Manbulesque is any type of clothing that reveals the outline of the male genitalia such as balls and penile outline. Manbulgesque clothing includes lycra pants, grey sweatpants, etc. Prudish people often view manbulgesque items as being lewd.

His pants were manbulgesque

by Fsirccpo September 17, 2024