Lizard

A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.

“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”

by Lizard hunter November 23, 2021

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

Lizard tickle culture

A very specific tradition where you tickle lizards until they die

Hey did you see that dude tickle his lizard! Yeah I hope I can achieve that accomplishment of lizard tickle culture one day!

by The lizard tickler May 27, 2024

lizard

a pro player at every game

its lizard we will die

by Lizard._. October 22, 2020

Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.

Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.

by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018