Fat face lie
Fat face lie by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 13, 2021
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THIS IS AN AMAZING NON-BINARY BITCH WHO PROBABLY HAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL UWU
THEY PROBABLY FLIRT WITH THEIR FRIENDS FOR FUN
THEY PROBABLY FLIRT WITH THEIR FRIENDS FOR FUN
these.hips.do.lie by These.hips.do.lie December 29, 2021
Nawmal A Lie
The Jamaican phrase indicating the normalness of a particular lifestyle or action that has now become the norm.
Normally used as a greet or slang
American-English translation: "Normal am I lying"
Normally used as a greet or slang
American-English translation: "Normal am I lying"
Wuzz: Got a brand new shawty say she tryna pull up real quick
Qhris: Nawmal a lie
Qamar: Just got a bag off this shit
Dahs!: Nawmal a lie
Qhris: Nawmal a lie
Qamar: Just got a bag off this shit
Dahs!: Nawmal a lie
Nawmal A Lie by RXTR* November 20, 2022
I am a lie
I am a lie by Fucking Asshole fuuuuuck May 7, 2023
You ARE going to lie.
If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.
Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."
You ARE going to lie. by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Asians taking a lie detector test
POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Asians taking a lie detector test by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023