"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"
by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004
Get the lotioning mug.a subgenre of the latina category, a latina scene is a Hispanic girl between the ages of 14 and 25. They listen bands like My Chemical Romance, Hollywood Undead, and Cobra Starship. They are a breakaway group from the regular latinas who dance to regaeton and shake their asses for men, so they're usually a dissappointment to their parents for not sticking to their ethnic ways. They have choppy dyed black hair, usually with a streak of yellow, purple, or pink. They wear Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, flannels, and skinny jeans. They enjoy sitting at home on rainy days on their MacBooks on Tumblr sipping caramel lattes. Latina Scenes wear dark black eyeshadow, eyeliner, and lipstick and powder their skin to seem pale. They tend to hang out with faggy guys who don't play sports and who are also scene They wear large prescription eyeglasses and have tattoos of birds, peace signs, or music notes. These latinas are very inward and believe that no one understands them so they simply tell everyone to fuck off. They are OBSESSED with blogging, personalizing their MySpace, and despite their seemingly intellectual exterior they are very dumb. They attend vocational or special high schools for performing arts or cooking because they feel they "don't belong" at their public high schools.
Rob: Who's that new girl over there? (points to girl with choppy black hair, pale skin, multiple piercings, hunched over a dirty MacBook, juggling a pack of cigarettes)
Vanessa: Oh that's Luisa she transfered from the vocational high school 30 miles away. What the hell is she doing on her laptop anyway?
Rob: *looks over* Uhh looking at gauges and adding new backgrounds to her MySpace
Luisa: Ay what you looking at, whitey, fuck off.
Vanessa: Yeah....total latina scene don't talk to her
Vanessa: Oh that's Luisa she transfered from the vocational high school 30 miles away. What the hell is she doing on her laptop anyway?
Rob: *looks over* Uhh looking at gauges and adding new backgrounds to her MySpace
Luisa: Ay what you looking at, whitey, fuck off.
Vanessa: Yeah....total latina scene don't talk to her
by gwefad July 29, 2011
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1. A female with Indigenous, European, and or African ancestry.
2.We come in all shapes and sizes, we all have different skin tones ranging from olive,brown, light,and or dark skin. We have eye colors ranging from green to dark brown. We have all different hair types ranging from curly to straight and different hair colors ranging from dark brown to blond (not the fake blond that comes from dying ones hair). We are strong, beautiful,independent, hard working, passionate,loving,kind,warm, and intelligent. We are family orientated, because we are close to our loved ones. We also make great lively friends and good lovers.
3. Not all of us Latina's are hoes, stupid, trashy porn star-esque, easy women. Not all of us write like this,
AyE DiOs MiO, ThAt PuTa Is StUpId. We don't dye our hair blond, wear blue contacts, and fake and bake, and act like Chrisina Aguilera, she's not a Latina since she makes us Latina's look like dumb white trash bimbos and whores.
*Not all white girls are bad people, I have friends that are Caucasian and they are cool people. Also, I do know there are some Latina's that are born with blond hair and blue eyes, you're real and she's fake.
2.We come in all shapes and sizes, we all have different skin tones ranging from olive,brown, light,and or dark skin. We have eye colors ranging from green to dark brown. We have all different hair types ranging from curly to straight and different hair colors ranging from dark brown to blond (not the fake blond that comes from dying ones hair). We are strong, beautiful,independent, hard working, passionate,loving,kind,warm, and intelligent. We are family orientated, because we are close to our loved ones. We also make great lively friends and good lovers.
3. Not all of us Latina's are hoes, stupid, trashy porn star-esque, easy women. Not all of us write like this,
AyE DiOs MiO, ThAt PuTa Is StUpId. We don't dye our hair blond, wear blue contacts, and fake and bake, and act like Chrisina Aguilera, she's not a Latina since she makes us Latina's look like dumb white trash bimbos and whores.
*Not all white girls are bad people, I have friends that are Caucasian and they are cool people. Also, I do know there are some Latina's that are born with blond hair and blue eyes, you're real and she's fake.
1. Mexican,Cuban,Puerto Rican, Dominican, Bolivian, Argentinean, Colombian,Brazilian, Peruvian,Uruguayan, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish etc...
Yo soy Mexicana y Italiana. Yo soy Latina.
2. Examples of famous Latinas; Eva Longoria-Parker, Samela Hayek, Eva Mendes, Shakira, Mayra Veronica, Nina Sky, Jennifer Lopez, Penelope Cruz, Christina Millian, Roselyn Sanchez, Alessandra Ambrosio, Giselle Budshen, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vegara, Selena, La La Romero,Constance Marie, Rita Moreno, Carmen Miranda, Rita Hayworth, Adrienne Bailon, Christina Vidal, Linda Ronstadt , Paz Vega, Sofia Loren, Lynda Carter, Gwen Stefani, Giada De Laurentiis, etc..
"You Go Girl"- Selena
3. Christina Aguilera is white all the way and is not nor will ever be Latina.
Me: Christina Aguilera is white.
Maria: Why do you consider her to be white? Isn't she half Ecuadorian?
Me: Well, let's see, she dyes her hair bleach blond, wears blue contacts, and acts like a dumb Valley Girl. What REAL Latina does that?! Plus, she acts white and makes all of us Latina's look really stupid. She doesn't claim being Latina either, Just because she made one album in Spanish and made one song with Ricky Martin, doesn't count.
Maria: Oh, I see what you mean. She is a stupid puta cabrona.
Yo soy Mexicana y Italiana. Yo soy Latina.
2. Examples of famous Latinas; Eva Longoria-Parker, Samela Hayek, Eva Mendes, Shakira, Mayra Veronica, Nina Sky, Jennifer Lopez, Penelope Cruz, Christina Millian, Roselyn Sanchez, Alessandra Ambrosio, Giselle Budshen, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vegara, Selena, La La Romero,Constance Marie, Rita Moreno, Carmen Miranda, Rita Hayworth, Adrienne Bailon, Christina Vidal, Linda Ronstadt , Paz Vega, Sofia Loren, Lynda Carter, Gwen Stefani, Giada De Laurentiis, etc..
"You Go Girl"- Selena
3. Christina Aguilera is white all the way and is not nor will ever be Latina.
Me: Christina Aguilera is white.
Maria: Why do you consider her to be white? Isn't she half Ecuadorian?
Me: Well, let's see, she dyes her hair bleach blond, wears blue contacts, and acts like a dumb Valley Girl. What REAL Latina does that?! Plus, she acts white and makes all of us Latina's look really stupid. She doesn't claim being Latina either, Just because she made one album in Spanish and made one song with Ricky Martin, doesn't count.
Maria: Oh, I see what you mean. She is a stupid puta cabrona.
by Vero Marie June 1, 2010
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Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007
Get the Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion mug.annoying ass bitch, but still fine. insults you for no reason, says “this is beyond me” for no reason but ok. Has an attitude ALWAYS and says whatever for no reason, short (5’2) and athletic ig, considers sergio his bro… like WTF? weird flex but ok...
by ejdbdksnd February 17, 2019
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I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."
by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010
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