late onset redneck syndrome

a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:

Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.

Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.

Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.

Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.

Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .

by lefpudeler December 10, 2023

late

Doing something or going down after it was supposed to, like being fashionably tardy or running on "fashionably late" time.

"He was very late for the ceremony"

by hellogoober September 18, 2023

Never late on gate

The act of always being on time or early due to the fact the car your in has an external wastegate off a turbo therefore meaning it has lots of power to move quick

You guys were there quick as man!

Yeah bro, never late on gate!

by Michael and Nigel August 6, 2022

late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Late for Brunch

When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.

Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”

by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022

Late

Saying or doing champ stuff ! Not up to date

“ you late ees”

“ she late ees still wearing tutu socks”

by Jaynaaaa September 11, 2022

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give.

Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, Marcel"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.

by vjel October 10, 2022