Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.

"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone

by kalanjs May 2, 2024

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Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.

I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

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tang kong yeung

A gay boy who love Wu wing

Oh Brian,your Chinese name is tang kong yeung?

by AnsonLam2006 November 21, 2021

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kong mei yee

The Most Cute,Sweet and prettiest girl ever. She is the Cinderella to her future life partner. Perfect plan maker and she got talent to run a group too. She mature in thinking but she always small kid to her love ones and friends. Her dedication and hard work always pay off.Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that – especially you.

Someone : Who is Kong Mei Yee?

Someone : The pretty girl I ever meet!!

by Bubloo November 22, 2021

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