Wigan Kebab

A disgusting food, never try it, its a pie in a barm cake. Just please, don't go to Wigan for this

American : yo this is the worst thing ever!!!(Wigan Kebab)
Wiganer cries

by Average British Person May 30, 2023

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023

Irish Kebab

3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.

Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

kadir - kebruyne

stinky type of jollof
known for scoring the most own goals in PRS
bald and disgusting

fgs nandos made me kadir - kebruyne today...

by traxfromprs December 24, 2023

Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024

avada kebaba

Food poisoning obtained from eating a kebab with low-quality ingredients. Can also refer to rapid consumption of kebabs, poisonous or not.

Customer: *vomits, having eaten a kebab*
Kebab guy: AVADA KEBABA!
*later*
Customer: Don't go to this kebab hause if you don't want to get Avada Kebaba'd.
Friend: Avada Kebaba? You must have turned pretty green from that.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024