jew rick

Born to a drug addicted mother while incarcerated then put up for adoption growing up to be a shifty shady car salesman with no other goals in life to be a goof and screw over whomever as to benefit him .

I can't believe after all we did for that cat he pulled a Jew Rick on us..

by Egroeg April 1, 2020

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

jew glue

Jew glue- adhesive used to hold a JEWISH YARMULKES on their heads on windy days.

Hey Howard do you have any jew glue with you today?

by Kikey the kike October 9, 2017

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew January 31, 2021

Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.

Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.

by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007

jew me

term use when gettin over.(jew stores tend to be slightly higher than regular convient stores) over sellin a product on the streets

dude tried to jew me on these set of speakers.
i jewed this dude on those rims.

by jamesFIZZLE December 8, 2006

Jew with benefits

A Jewish person who celebrates Hanukkah but also Christmas (just for the extra presents)

Jew: Merry Christmas!!
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.

by roflobster210 December 28, 2011