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Jacob Montgomery

by crispinglover July 5, 2017
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Jacob Moores

He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.
Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.
by #gdhcjehzjxbdhksbdhdndgsjevhsn February 15, 2018
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dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"
jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"
by nikibin November 2, 2006
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jacob sartorius

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 26, 2016
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jacob

by CreeperFarmer March 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
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Jacob Black

A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem.

Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy.

It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.
Twitard: OMG! im totlly in luv w/ Jacob Black frm the twilight series. hes super hottt!!!!!!11!!!.
Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
by ILikeToScreamAtStrangers May 18, 2010
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