by StupidCupid825 June 20, 2018

“Yo cheif you hear about that party at the abandon abandoned Chuck E. Cheese last night?”
“Yeah bro it was Dummy Litness
“Yeah bro it was Dummy Litness
by dummylitnesscoolperson123 October 2, 2018

by Martisha June 6, 2018

Lit' is a prison term, or gang reference short for literature, that is used by gangs, to discribe if something is gangster.
by J.d. salanger May 25, 2019

Acronym: L(Ife) I(ntercepting) T(ime) -LIT: Depicting A Mode or attitude.
I.e.: When you're on the level of "fucked up" where you're entire mind/body has been altered to the point that time is irrelevant and anybody/everybody is worth talking too.
EX: BOOM, it's suddenly 4:02am and you have no idea how you got here or how you passed the last few hours of your time sitting in the dark, happily listening to a candle "crackle" so, you break out your phone and start texting "friends". New, old, good or bad. It doesn't matter, if they answer you love them, even that hideous one-night stand from 4 years ago. Everybody gets love and You love them hard for a little but you still get angry at the ones that don't answer, because "why aren't you like, up at 4:15 am with me; talking about the universe's secrets, or like, enjoying life and this candle's majestic 'crackle' with me and shit."
Because - when you're this fuckedup, time is irrelevant and you can stop the sun from rising and Wednesday morning from coming. It's LIT
see also, LITuation, Lit Mode
I.e.: When you're on the level of "fucked up" where you're entire mind/body has been altered to the point that time is irrelevant and anybody/everybody is worth talking too.
EX: BOOM, it's suddenly 4:02am and you have no idea how you got here or how you passed the last few hours of your time sitting in the dark, happily listening to a candle "crackle" so, you break out your phone and start texting "friends". New, old, good or bad. It doesn't matter, if they answer you love them, even that hideous one-night stand from 4 years ago. Everybody gets love and You love them hard for a little but you still get angry at the ones that don't answer, because "why aren't you like, up at 4:15 am with me; talking about the universe's secrets, or like, enjoying life and this candle's majestic 'crackle' with me and shit."
Because - when you're this fuckedup, time is irrelevant and you can stop the sun from rising and Wednesday morning from coming. It's LIT
see also, LITuation, Lit Mode
Friend1 : "why the hell did you text me a poem about a candle "crackling" at 4:34am?
Friend2: "oops... Sorry I was LIT and looking back at my texts... Jesus should have taken my iPhone instead of the wheel. It's going to be an awkward day of 'sorry I was LIT' conversations."
Friend1: "you really need to stop hanging out with Molly on work nights, you got too LIT for a Tuesday night. How're you going to get through today?"
Friend 2: idk but man you can bet I'll still be fucking lit all day long. "too lit", there's no such thing.
Friend2: "oops... Sorry I was LIT and looking back at my texts... Jesus should have taken my iPhone instead of the wheel. It's going to be an awkward day of 'sorry I was LIT' conversations."
Friend1: "you really need to stop hanging out with Molly on work nights, you got too LIT for a Tuesday night. How're you going to get through today?"
Friend 2: idk but man you can bet I'll still be fucking lit all day long. "too lit", there's no such thing.
by Rebecca Laba May 18, 2016

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

John repeatedly denied Janes assertion that he said something abusive so many times that Jane was lit-holed into doubting her memory instead of dealing with the original assertion of abuse.
by RobTheConqueror April 1, 2023
