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Dork

When i grew up in the 60s and 70s a dork was usually a thin gangly guy who was spastic . His hair might have been brushed backwards instead of over the forehead . His hair might have been curly and that was also unacceptable to youth norms of the 1960s . He may have been academically or not academically inclined . I knew a guy who was a dork but could kick anyone's ass if the jerk confronted the dork to fight, if the jerk persisted and punched first after several efforts of diplomacy by this dork i knew . A dork is also socially inept or goofy according to majoritarian norms . However reasonable or intelligent people have no problem with socializing and talking to and understanding dorks

Dork sense two : A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.) True fact.
guy A Hey that guy is a dork

guy B yeah , he sure is ganly , thin and has a neck like a goose

guy A Wow that guy has a dick as big as a whale's in this porn video !
guy B a whales penis is called a dork
by emotional_invalid January 23, 2019
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Dork

Renessa is an absolute dork, a cute one though”
by Serqet January 30, 2023
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Dork

Person who sit in the bathtub farts and attempts to eat the bubbles. Dorking for bubbles.
Get that dork a snorkel he's going to choke on the bubbles.
by Reboot Rodriguez October 21, 2021
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Dork

An adorable boyfriend👉🏻👈🏻
Ha I win dork
by Key rose December 14, 2020
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Dork

a person who tried to have a three way with you mom and her bf
My friend is a such a dork he tried to get in bed with my mom and her bf, like what the actual fuck
by Die_ZIEGE_G59 April 4, 2024
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Dork

Someone that thinks they own a town because their mommy and daddy worked there, even if they're not originally from there and hold nothing sacred there.
The dork encouraged people in her congregation to report suspicion and hate crimes to her rather than question her. Jim Jones did the same things at his compound in Guyana.
by The Original Agahnim October 16, 2021
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Dork

Remus: Did you guys know that 'dork' means whale penis? I called Logan a whale penis, is what I'm saying.
by Virus.EXE June 4, 2020
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