DJ Minecraft

The illest playa ever. He has all the diamond swords and console commands.

Guy 1- Its ya boy
Guy 2- Whom'st'd is my boy
Guy 1- Dj Minecraft
Guy 2- WTF

by TheBaronOfReality August 23, 2017

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minecraft hardcore

you die and never live again. basically real life.

random kid: bruh i just died on my minecraft hardcore world.
Mom: TAKE OUT THE DANG TRASH AND STOP PLAYING THAT CURSED GAME

by dynamicpov February 2, 2022

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Minecraft Steve

The name of our saviour

✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history

by Spud. May 19, 2021

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minecraft loser

A Minecraft bedrock edition player in a group of Minecraft java edition players

I'm the only person who plays bedrock edition of Minecraft in my friend group, thus I'm a Minecraft loser.

by sucmydik May 14, 2023

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A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

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