fire hydrant

the definition for the first american moon landing

"i think the fire hydrant was fake"

by daxx3106 June 7, 2018

Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.

Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”

by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018

Anal Hydration

Anal Hydration is when you pore water into someones anus, until a juicy froth starts coming out of the persons mouth.

In order to get the Islamic terrorists to talk the CIA decided to use anal hydration.

by Make America Fabulous Again February 24, 2019

scream hydra

the band that started out as rap hydra but decided scream was better than rap

i really like scream hydra

by scream hydra February 6, 2020

Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcase

Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".

OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.

by realfacts1109 July 2, 2020

Buttsuckladine Hydrochloride

A oral analgesic taken to reduce the pain and discomfort of an act, action or activity which really sucks ass.

FrankQue, if you must go downtown and defend against that bullshit speeding ticket tomorrow, then I highly recommend that you stop at the pharmacy and pickup a small package OTC "SucQuell" brand of Buttsuckladine Hydrochloride gel-caps.

SucQuell gel-caps really help ease the discomfort of traffic court and that suck-ass judge, Randy Hill, and his stinky bailiff, Vaginica Funderburk.

by Boloniano December 8, 2020

Blu Hydrangea

pure talent

blu hydrangea is amazing

by anonymousssssoxxxox April 24, 2021