Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader November 21, 2017
Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
by Erwien March 18, 2023
Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom April 30, 2016
When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
by SK2316 January 27, 2021
by Bully bob sanders December 2, 2015
A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 30, 2021