Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass

We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.

Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017

Alabama hot pocket

Don't search this up you butthole bung

"I fell asleep eating an Alabama hot pocket" they dare me to search this up bung them

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 16, 2023

Vail Hot Pocket

Eating a pepperoni from a DiGiorno pizza off a naked girls butthole. Preferably in the kitchen.

While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

I just had the best hot pocket man.

by Catpowa February 21, 2015

hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.

P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.

Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!

by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025