Hood Weeb

Weebs from the hood or a bad neighborhood who watches anime. Usually, they have the same taste in anime. This usually is shonen anime and may include: Naruto, DBZ, One Piece, Bleach, Hunter x Hunter, Black Clover, Demon Slayer, Seven Deadly Sins, and others alike. Enjoyment of manga may vary based on the person.

Hood Weeb: No cap, that new episode of Demon Slayer was clean.
Weeb: Damn, I'll have to watch that after school then.

by nocapman March 5, 2021

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

hood poor

The opposite of hood rich. Your credit has gone so horrendous that you can no longer buy the items that you desire and IRS is after your ass. You don't have any more cash to spare for weed. Your mom is enough of you and kicks you out of her basement.

Yo did ya hear my buddy Jerome is so fuckin' hood poor, nigga can't even afford a single shot last saturday

by Oriental Memes March 12, 2017

Hood Muncher

A tall lengthy guy he can be light skin or dark skin . He has a nappy Afro or fade has tattoos and sells MJ.

Girl 1: There go Marvin

Girl 2: The Hood Muncher

by RobinLuvs August 26, 2016

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Toberona hoods

Toberona is a dirty smelly shithole full of junkies and big fat women who haven’t showered in years.In Toberona you can have a fair knock with just about anyone and you can get a gram of sweet Mary Jane weed in a few minutes.if I were you I wouldn’t park my car within a mile because it will be stolen or lit on fire by gypsys travelers.The famous shithole they call the AstroTurfartificial grass has been lit on fire on more than 30 occasions and is mainly we’re you would get the shift or get stabbed and robbed

Person A:“Well kid we’re u from”
Person B:”Toberona hoods kid”
Person A:get the fuck out of my face the smell of you and your shite housing estate”

by Tuba rat October 7, 2018

hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."

by CheshireGrin92 April 1, 2016