the holy bibizzle

The Bible of Black People.

Mom: Go get the Holy Bibizzle
Tyrone: Aight bitch hold on
Mom: *Ass whooping begins*

by WNBAis#1 September 15, 2019

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Holy Joses

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.

"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"

by b0jangles!1 October 16, 2007

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holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

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holy shindig

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.

1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"

by DemonSmack February 11, 2007

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A child who claims to be religious and a devoted follower of Jesus, but he/she actually is a thirsty, predator-like, hungry, sex craved, dirty minded, hormone driven, thot-like person who preys on the kind hearted, caring, compassionate, and loyal young people. A holy kid often acts, dresses, and applies makeup/beauty products like a hoe. A holy kid generally dates around and has a body count higher than the number of years he/she has been alive. This term can be used for anyone besides a guy with the name of Joe.

Jeremy: “Kaydence, why did you makeout with Jimmy and Michael in the same day?”

Kaydence: “That didn’t happen because I’m a holy kid.”

EVERY GUY AROUND: “How can you even be talking? I thought your throat hurt from all the dick that bruised it and all the cum you swallowed. You can’t even pray to Jesus with all the dick in your mouth. The only hopes you have of getting to Heaven is that the cumshot from the next dick up your ass, which will probably be a BBC, has enough jizz to shoot you up that high. Holy kid my ass.”

by joe_theone November 18, 2019

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